Florida brings the stupid

Note to Florida schools: Those Harry Potter books? They're fiction. There's actually no such thing as "wizardry."

If there were, Satan and his minions would surely find better things to do than have a substitute teacher use it to distract middle-school students.

Note that the article does claim that the teacher was fired supposedly for more reasons than just his "wizardry." But c'mon: even if that's true, the idea that actual adults with real jobs would seriously use such an accusation as even part of the reason for firing someone...

All I can say is, it's a good thing he weighs more than a duck.