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things you couldn't possibly make up

Via Superpaulafragilisticarinoalidocious's fab Intellectual House o' Pancakes blogthing: there is a series of Amish romance novels written by a professional ventriloquist.

Things we now know: electricity=bad, ventriloquism=hunky-dory. So if you read about a series of creepy killings in which the suspect is an electrical ventriloquist's dummy, know that the Amish are exonerated.

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