too much typing—since 2003

6.19.2005

truth in bumper stickers

You know those bumper stickers that belligerently (and falsely) proclaim THESE COLORS NEVER RUN: NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL? I've noticed, though, that often they're rather cheaply made, and sunlight washes them out. So I suggest a new slogan:

THESE COLORS NEVER RUN: BUT THEY DIMINISH EXPOSED TO THE LIGHT OF DAY

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