in the wardrobe of my soul, in the section labeled "shirts"

My two favorite really bad guitar solos:

1. "Canyons of Your Mind" Bonzo Dog Band (starting at 1:09)
2. "Too Much Paranoias" Devo (at 0:44)

Both intentionally awful, of course. The Devo sounds like a parody of the solo in "Whole Lotta Love."