creative mishearing

Rog was talking about superpowers the other day, and I recalled that Emmylou Harris song (okay, it was written by Gillian Welch) whose chorus one might possibly imagine goes "I am Endorphin Girl." Hey - I said "possibly."

Now, travel back with me to the glamorous days of the late eighties, when Scott Miller and his band Game Theory started that famous breakfast craze:

"Eggs Chardonnay!"
"Chardonnay?"
"Eggs Chardonnay!"

Gotta go - someone wants me to do some kunging fu on western thought.