a meme before memes

A few years back, amused or annoyed by all the dumb "which X are you?" internet quizzes (not yet called, annoyingly, "memes"), which were inevitably constructed such that after only a couple of questions, it was obvious which results would arise from which answers, I made up one of my own.

It's maybe a little bit less linear than most. (After you take it, click on the "view all results" button to see the rest of the possibilities...)