If Jim Morrison had read Friedberg and Wallerton's "Fundamentals of Tax Accounting" instead of Freud

The accountant awoke before dawn,
he turned his laptop on.
He took a deduction for some charitable contributions
and he walked on down the hall
He took a Section 179 depreciation on the room where his sister worked,
and...then he
Formed a limited liability partnership with his brother,
and then he...
He walked on down the hall, and...
and he made copies in triplicate of his previous year's returns.
"Father?"
"Yes, son?"
"Have you considered a Roth IRA?"
"Mother...
"I want to..." (incomprehensible whimpering)

Bruce McCullough "Doors"