too much typing—since 2003

4.04.2006

you don't say!

Amusing headline du jour (from Yahoo)...

You know what else? Jesus could have figure-skated with the best of them. He would have kicked ass at hockey, too. (Cue the King Missile track...)

1 comment:

2fs said...

I should have linked to the original Yahoo page featuring the headline itself (since that of the article might change), which was "Jesus could have walked on ice." I thought that was funny...since, uh, anyone can walk on ice.

Then there was the "giant alcohol cloud" headline later that same day - I know a few people over whose houses such a cloud might well reside, but then the wording changed when Yahoo updated the page, and it was no longer as amusing. To the easily amused, like me, at least.

dgzwt! I believe that's the common fan way of referring to Shakespearian hip-hop group Dogs' Wit. For more easy amusement, I suppose one could run hip-hop lyrics through a Shakespeare-oriented online language transformation engines. I'd do it myself, but I'm afraid I couldn't quote a line of contemporary hip-hop at gunpoint.