too much typing—since 2003

3.08.2006

a partial list of proposed roles submitted to Andy Serkis' agent

Sesame Street: The Movie - Oscar the Grouch
The Prisoner Movie - Rover
Jaws V - terrorist shark
George Romero’s Clive Barker’s Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds - Pigeon #37
The Fast + the 4ious - 1967 Plymouth Barracuda convertible
The Simpsons: In the Flesh (live action) - Nuclear Reactor II
The Flying Nun Movie – magic wimple
24 (day 6) - weaponized ebola virus
Mannix: The Movie - smashed pane of plate glass
Uwe Boll’s Frankenstein - the monster, a bolt of lightning, a leather strap, villager’s torch #52, Dr. Vicki Frank’s left breast
James Joyce’s Ulysses: A Woody Allen Film - the ineluctable modality of the visible

1 comment:

flasshe said...

Hee!

You forgot:
Superman Returns: Krypto the Superdog and Mr Mxyzptlk
Batman Continues: Bat-Mite
The Six Billion Dollar Man: Steve Austin's bionic right testicle
Doctor Doolittle 3: Eddie Murphy's ego, plus talking e-coli #3

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