disgusting foodstuffs

I have no idea what on earth the makers of this stuff were thinking...



...but the combination of "food" and "bandage" is just...ick. Even more squicksome is that if you, uh, imagine putting a... God, I can't even write it. Just let's say that the "Gummi" texture is all too apt.

(Incidentally, that's why this product is more disgusting than the Archie McPhee bacon bandages.)