too much typing—since 2003


well, what else do you do with gilded statuary?

Here's my idea for protest art:

Build an enormous, gilded statue of George W. Bush. Mount it on a platform with squeaky wooden wheels, and have it dragged through the business district at rush hour by a team of rope-wielding "slaves" dressed in dirty togas. Optionally, equip the whole thing with a small throne, whose occupant can lash the slaves.

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