but the reindeer was too weird!

It's the most annoyanceful time of the year, as one can't walk anywhere in public without being hit over the head by bland, muzakified Christmas music. Fortunately, I don't have to continue at any length on this subject; someone else has already done a much better job than I would have (and at praising some worthy Christmas music as well). You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll throw things at people who think Elf is funny. (You'll probably also strain your eyes - but you can always turn off the colors or download the text and read it offline.) Police navidad!